Sometimes you need to document when you and your friends finally wash your hair. But sometimes you run out of Instagram caption ideas for said accomplishment. (Been there, my gal).
To help, here’s an extensive list of Insta captions for almost every sitch that you and your BFF could ever find yourselves in. And, yes, we give you full permission to literally copy and paste at your leisure.
There are more important things to spend your time on than thinking of a clever Instagram caption, anyway. Please use the 20 minutes you gained to creep on your ex-boyfriend’s cousin’s dog’s finsta account or something. Seriously, we gotchu.
The going out photo opp
- Dynamic Duo.
- Partners in crime.
- Feeling good, living better.
- Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.
- Support your local pot stirrers.
The vacation pic
- If you need us, now you’ll know where to find us.
- Ciao, bitches.
- Fled the country real quick. What of it?
- Accepting all-inclusive Venmo donations, pls and TY!
- Catch flights, not feelings.
The outfit flaunt
- Channeling our inner Miranda Priestly because duh.
- Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.
- Okay, somebody needs to change…
- “I like my money right where I can see it—hanging in my closet.” –Carrie Bradshaw
- *Wears a real outfit once*
The thirst trap
- Sorry, we had to do it.
- Thotiana, is that you?
- Happy (insert day of the week here)!
- Break up with your gf, I’m bored.
- Blame (insert name of friend here).
The throwback
- Pretty sure we peaked in (insert year of photo here)…
- The good ole days.
- __ years later and somehow absolutely nothing has changed. Should we be concerned?
- When forgetting to feed our Tamagotchis was our biggest problem…
- The best memories come from bad ideas.
The birthday post
- Gonna keep it short and sweet: HBD.
- Happy Birthday to the realest. I love doing life with you.
- Go shawty, it’s your birthday.
- May all your wishes come true.
- Candles aren’t the only thing getting lit tonight.
The food eats first pic
- Good food…mediocre company.
- Let’s spill the tea, shall we?
- All I need is my best friend and some pasta.
- Just here for the dessert.
- Good food, good mood.
The candid
- Oh hey, didn’t see you there 😉
- BRB just trying to (insert action here) …
- Ready for our close up.
- Quick, act natural.
- Clearly very busy.